Hysterical Porn Titles
- A Clockwork Orgy
- Schindler’s Fist
- Shaving Ryan’s Privates
- Batman In Robin
- Star Whores
- Sorest Rump
- Edward Penishands
- In Diana Jones and the Temple Room
- Saturday Night Beaver
- Legally Boned
- Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
- Lord of the G-Strings
- Pulp Friction
- Breast Side Story
- School of Cock
- Homo Alone
- Die Hard-On
- Free My Willy
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg i cant
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
❝ you sould be with the person who makes you smile. ❞
Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
This is actually pretty awesome, the picture is brilliant because it’s not like a lot of the ‘two sides’ things, it desn’t seem to be saying one side it wrong, they’re two halves that make the whole.
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING