ABetterSideOfMe

Emi
18
College student
"The past is practice"
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squatfordatbootay:

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

the one at the back is like “yea i’m pretty cute”

(Source: live-it-out, via squatfordatbootay-deactivated20)

If someone would just get me a brownie I would be their slave for life.

Period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:Yell at a puppy.
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